called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
