if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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