Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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