seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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