youre lurking in front of me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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