bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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