turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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