And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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