He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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