all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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