Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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