I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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