what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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