Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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