Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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