I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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