Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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