Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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