just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's shark week go big or go home
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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