I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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