VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Holy shit dude........stairs
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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