You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
