Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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