love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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