Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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