when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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