she was so not down for the gang bang
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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