you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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