We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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