Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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