they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
