I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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