Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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