I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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