the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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