Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
now i know why i became what i already was.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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