I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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