I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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