She's JV to your varsity
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
