The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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