He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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