woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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