My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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