Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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