we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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