I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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