so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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