Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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