Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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