You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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