I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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