things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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