even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well you can't waste a boner
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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