I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
