Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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