Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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