And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm always down for nudity.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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