Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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