weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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