Dual....:-)
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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