well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
